Carol Fernandez

Carol Fernandez


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Pagan Poetry, Dreams and Love
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Dreams ride swiftly through the night Sense direction, instincts right Glimpsing sweetness just in sight Holding closely, softly, tight In my mind they wind around (posted by Carol 224 days 1 hour ago.)
Bee In the Kitchen, Please Save Me! Humour Writing
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Purring whirring, whirling soaring Throttles open engines roaring (posted by Carol 339 days 6 hours ago.)
Humour writing: Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys from the Respectable British Road User. Mrs Fledgler sits emphatically in the passenger seat, bosoms quivering with outrage, maintaining a running... (posted by Carol 1 year 147 days ago.)
Mrs Fledgler's Duty, Humour writing
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Mrs Fledgler reposes comfortably in a large overstuffed chair. Her several abdomens settle down with her after a minute or two, and cease spontaneous momentum. Her hair sits suitably stiffened with laquor and grey curls squat equidistant from her ears bilaterally and at precision angle. The ladies set to, discussing thrillingly ‘who has just deceased’, for Mrs Fledgler has... (posted by Carol 1 year 356 days ago.)
Is There Sex In the Afterlife? What is it like to be dead?
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This is not really my comfort zone, talking about such stuff, but with the two worlds drawing inexorably together, this is a question some may not feel able to ask the vicar. The answer is Yes! Good, can I go now? Before I am assailed by howls of horror from hoards of harried housewives,only if you choose to as there is no such thing as 'duty' here. As on Earth... (posted by Carol 2 years 68 days ago.)
Channelling from Hilarian

The sweet Light dawn of peace and reason will soon rise over the dust of the pain of the old world. Like the most resplendent sun, she will beckon in the new era of love with a smile as golden and warm as ever there was or could be. Dear ones, we rejoice at your ever quickening awakenings and our hearts beat fast yet tenderly to see your new white robes of translucent love being prepared for your new lives in peace and... (posted by Carol 2 years 68 days ago.)
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