Bee In the Kitchen, Please Save Me! Humour Writing
Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011
by Carol Fernandez
Purring whirring, whirling soaring
Throttles open engines roaring
Large as rat(well mouse)
Big as van, no house!
Alone at home, no spouse.
Approach with caution, make tea
Hell it's moving, plan B
Capitulate ring male friend
Sunday football, out on a bend.
Takes off suddenly upwards shifting
Still for a moment then vertical lifting
Shout dog to help
It backs off with yelp
Sets off again,the buzzing is nearer
From behind the curtain silhouette clearer
Atop the pole powerful, smirking
Movements surreptitious, ominous lurking
Give in, genulflect and pray
If God exists then make it go away
I prayed too late..evacuate........
ENDING:It surrendered and fell gently into the washing up bowl where it did not float, thus proving that, in all likelihood, it was a witch and turning out much better than expected.
THE END
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Top-level comments on this article: (3 total)I LOVE this! Thank you for writing!!!!!
Pat Johnson
This is serendipitously delightful- The words send you buzzing around the room! Here's a little tip- one I use for anything flying or crawling.....HAIRSPRAY- works every time. See Ya- EllaThank you love. It was just a joke in response to the seriousness of 'writing assignments'. No hairspray though, I live by the witchy value of 'harm thee non.' It is a true story, in actual fact. I got it out of the washing up bowl but did not do CPR. He who is yank boyfriend wrote to me that he doubted that bees can smirk. What does he know?
This is hilarious! I love your sense of humour...
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